Watch This: John Waters' In-Theater "No Smoking" Announcement

John Waters, the Baltimore-based filmmaker who has become a kind of filthy uncle to all of us (and whose 70th birthday is today) was so appreciative of the long run of his movie PINK FLAMINGOS at Los Angeles' Nuart Theatre that he filmed this special policy announcement trailer for them.

It's a mixed message, but we think you'll appreciate it anyway.